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  • She calls herself Lauren but is also known as Mom, Gramma, Lar, and, once upon a time, Peach.
    An ex-suburbanite who moved to the wilds of the Sonoran Desert and decided to raise fiber animals, fowl creatures, 3 halflings, and one pint-sized farmer without a clue as to how. Join Lauren as she learns how to file alpaca teeth, shear a horny goat, raise 3 teenagers and 1 grandchild while cooking dinner and doing the laundry with her other six arms.

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March 31, 2007


Lynne Robinson

bad, bad Leroy Brown
baddest ram in the whole damn town
look at what you did to me
now I'm pregnant as I can be

Poor Charlotte. Paying now for all the bleating fun. I guess you did get what EWE deserved.
P.S. I think you have triplets in there. You are ewenormous.

Lynne Robinson

or ...
bad, bad Leroy Brown
baddest ram in the whold damn town
randy as he could be
just look what he did to me



Don't you have any radish greens or something? (I think I've heard that spicy meals can cause labor to start....)


Where do you come up with this stuff??? It's gold!

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